I know, I know. You want them gone. But most spiders are actually helpful. They eat mosquitoes, flies, and that one moth that’s been dive-bombing your lamp. But tell that to your brain when one rappels onto your pillow, right? We’re not here to start a war against nature. We’re here to re-home these party crashers—preferably far, far away.
So put down the shoe. Breathe. We’re doing this the smart way. No screaming necessary (but hey, if you need to scream, scream into a pillow first).