Then you get the over-the-top kind that reads like a movie review. “This vintage vinyl changed my life. The seller packed it so well, the delivery guy bowed to my mailbox.” Whoa there, buddy, slow down.
But you know what? We love it. It’s pure internet magic. It makes you wonder if the seller whispered sweet nothings to the package before shipping.
If you ever write this kind of feedback, leave a little mystery. Just say: “It sang to me.” That’s all we need.
The Neutral “Meh” Feedback
Now, the neutral feedback is the weird cousin nobody invites to the party. It’s not bad, just… there. “Item arrived okay, shipping was average.” Ouch, the average burn.
This is like saying your pizza was warm. It wasn’t cold, but it didn’t make you cry with joy either. Sellers hate this because it hurts their 100% perfect score.
If you’re tempted to leave neutral feedback, ask yourself: “Did I actually want to punch the item or just gently tap it?” If it’s the latter, maybe just skip it.
