Let’s get strategic. You can’t just hope Aldi will save you. You need a battle plan for Easter Sunday.
Step one: Shop on Saturday. Treat it like a mission. Wear comfortable shoes. Bring a quarter for the cart. Buy two of everything you think you’ll need—one for the holiday, one for the inevitable midnight munchies. Do not underestimate your family’s capacity to eat.
Step two: Accept your fate. If you forget something, it’s okay. You can use ketchup instead of marinara. You can dip a cracker in olive oil and pretend it’s high-class. Survival is about adaptability, not perfection.
