So if you’ve got a tub of discounted Cadbury Heroes sitting in your cart right now—or, let’s be real, already on your coffee table—you’re not alone. You’re part of a glorious, slightly procrastinating, totally relatable community. Don’t feel guilty. Feel prepared. Feel like the person who will win Christmas because you brought the good chocolate.
And if your tub arrives and you “accidentally” open it before the party? That’s between you, the Cadbury gods, and your Amazon return policy. I won’t tell. Enjoy your Heroes, you beautiful, bargain-hunting goblin.
