Let’s talk about the dogs themselves. Muick is a dorgi—a dachshund-corgi mix—and Sandy is a pure corgi. They were the Queen’s last two puppies.
So these are VIP canines. They’ve sat on royal laps. They’ve barked at prime ministers. They’ve probably chewed on a palace slipper that cost more than my rent.
Now they’re Andrew’s therapy animals? Or his new bosses? Because let’s be honest, corgis don’t take orders. They delegate.
What Does Fergie Think?
Sarah Ferguson, the Duchess of York, still lives with Andrew sometimes—or close by. She’s famously the corgis’ favorite human. She feeds them chicken and talks to them like a doting aunt.
So imagine this: Andrew, Fergie, two corgis, and a massive country estate. It’s almost wholesome. Like a weird, royal version of The Odd Couple with paw prints.
“Get the slippers, Sandy!” Andrew might yell. And Sandy just stares at him, probably thinking, “You’re not the Queen. I’m not doing a trick.”
