We don’t know the full details of the review. Shocker, right? The city’s decision was likely private. Which means we can make up our own stories. My favorite theory? They locked him in a room with a single biscuit and asked, “Do you share?” And he said yes. Case closed.
More likely, it was a bunch of paperwork and a quick chat. “Any scandals we should know about?” “Nope, all cleared up.” “Great, thanks for stopping by.” That’s how these things work.
Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor Keeps City of London Freedom
What Does This Mean for Us?
Honestly? Not much. Unless you’re a fan of royal gossip, this is background noise. But it’s fun background noise. It’s like finding out your neighbor got a promotion you didn’t know existed. “Oh, you’re now Regional Manager of the Left Turn Signal? Good for you.”
It also shows that titles are sticky. Once you have one, it takes a lot to pry it off. Andrew’s honor is glued on tight, like gum under a desk. No one’s getting it off without serious elbow grease.
