First up, let’s tip our hats to the undisputed champion: Malibu and pineapple juice. It’s the two-step of the cocktail world—simple, elegant, and impossible to mess up. Why fix what isn’t broken?
Mix two parts pineapple to one part Malibu over ice, and you’ve got a piña colada’s way cooler, less-chunky cousin. Add a squeeze of lime, and suddenly you’re not just a person with a drink; you’re a person with a destination.