You might be thinking, “I just need to get to Soho for a haircut!” Plan around the march’s route. Most start at 12 PM and wrap by 4 PM, just as the pubs open for the football. The police usually tweet a map with “red” and “green” zones—red is avoid, green is fine with a slight detour. Pro tip: the Bakerloo line is your protest-proof friend; it runs under the main squares and often stays open.
Thousands ‘March for Europe’ in London protesting Brexit
Fun fact: London’s 2019 climate protest was the largest in UK history, with over 30,000 people, and it also caused the longest traffic jam near Waterloo. See the pattern? Patriotism and inconvenience love company. If you’re stuck, lean into it—grab a pint at a pub overlooking the march. The George on Strand has a balcony perfect for people-watching during a rally.
