Let’s be real: this is a first-world problem. A very low-stakes tragedy. But when you’re out of laundry detergent and your toddler just asked for the sixth time if we could go to Costco, it stings.
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You were probably sitting there, refreshing the page like a maniac. Same. I tried three different browsers. I cleared my cache. I even whispered “please work” to my laptop. No mercy from the warehouse gods.
The Bigger Question
Does this mean we have to go to the actual store now? The horror. The humanity. Wearing pants? Finding our keys? Sharing a parking lot with a minivan going 2 mph?
I mean, I get it—technology fails. But why on a Tuesday? Why when you’re literally one click away from buying a 25-pound bag of rice? It’s like the universe said, “No, you must interact with other humans today.”
