Bottom line: Chipotle sells pork, but they’re finicky about it. If you see carnitas on the board, grab it. If it’s missing, it’s not because they hate you—it’s because they’re waiting for some pig to get enough sunshine and grass time. That’s just their vibe.
Next time you’re in line, order with confidence. Say "carnitas" like you own the place. And if your friend starts freaking out about pork content, send them this article. You’re now the expert. You’re welcome.