One last thing: if you drink cold brew like it’s water on a hot day, you’ll end up vibrating at a frequency only dogs can hear. I once did this during a holiday party, and I spent three hours reorganizing my spice rack by color. So pace yourself. Whether you choose cold brew or iced coffee, you’re still joining the noble quest of staying awake in a world that demands you bring your A-game. Just remember to add a splash of joy—or at least some oat milk.
And if all else fails, just order both. It’s your money, your jittery hands, and your caffeine-fueled happiness. Cheers, you magnificent bean-dinger.
