Here’s the truth, and I’m sorry if it’s a buzzkill. Jordan North is probably in a relationship. Or he’s not. And he enjoys the chaos of us not knowing.
He’s a smart guy. He knows that keeping his partner out of the spotlight protects them from trolls. From paparazzi. From weirdos like us who analyse dinner table photos.
So, does he have a partner? My gut says yes. My heart says maybe. My Google search history says obsessed.