So, does the Jubilee Line run all night? Yes, if you catch it on Friday or Saturday. No, if it’s a Tuesday in February. It’s the Tube’s version of a flaky friend who only shows up for parties but still brags about being reliable.
If you want a guaranteed late-night ride, stick to the Night Tube times. Or move to New York, where the subway sometimes catches fire but still runs 24/7. Trade-offs, my friend.
Now go forth and enjoy your 3 AM ride from Green Park to Wembley Park. Just don’t fall asleep—you’ll end up in Stanmore and that’s a whole other conversation.
And if you see someone trying to fold a folding bike at 4 AM? Buy them a coffee. They’ve earned it. We’ve all been there.
