Let’s address the elephant in the shower. Did my hair grow? Eh. After three weeks, I noticed a little more baby fluff around my temples. It’s not going to make you look like Rapunzel’s cousin, but it did stop my hair from breaking off every time I brushed it. That’s a win in my book—less hair in my brush means more hair on my head, which is the whole point.
Here’s a funny story: I told my friend it was “Grow Me,” and she laughed so hard she snorted coffee. She said, “Grow me a ponytail, please.” Jokes on her—I used her coupon code. Victory never smelled so good.
The Good, The Bad, and The Frizzy
The Good: This stuff smells incredible. My cat actually tried to sniff my head when I walked by. That’s an endorsement from a creature that judges my very existence. Also, my hair feels thicker—not longer, but thicker. Like I have more hair per square inch of scalp.
The Bad: The texture is weirdly watery for the shampoo. You’ll think you grabbed the wrong bottle until you try to squeeze it out. Don’t panic. It’s supposed to be like that. Also, the conditioner might clog your pores if you’re not careful. Wash your face afterward, okay? Don’t be that person with forehead acne from hair products.
Waterman Grow Me® Shampoo + Condition Me Conditioner®, 250ml each, Item
