Now that you’ve lifted that commission disaster, let’s talk about preventing the next one. Exfoliate before you apply. I know, boring advice, but it’s the truth.
And for the love of all things beige, use a mitt. Your palms are traitors. They will stain orange and then you’ll have to explain it to your boss. “It’s a stress reaction, Karen.”
You’ve survived the streaks. You’ve fought the orange patches. You are now a certified fake tan recovery expert. Go forth, glow evenly, and maybe stick to a gradual tanner next time. Or don’t. You do you, you beautiful, tan-obsessed rebel.
