First, find that colorful little triangle on your home screen. It looks like a neon-colored, slightly squished candy wrapper. Do not confuse it with the YouTube icon—that’s a whole different rabbit hole of cat videos and conspiracy theories.
Tap it. A screen will pop up that asks, “Sign in with your Google account?” This is where the magic starts. You have two choices: use an existing account or create a new one. Pro tip: never use “ilovecats123” as your password—I learned that the hard way after my cat changed it while I was sleeping.