Life is too short to be scared of eggs. They’re cheap, they’re versatile, and they’ll forgive you for forgetting them in the back of the fridge. Next time you see that carton with a date from last month, take a deep breath, do the float test, and remember: you are stronger than a label.
You’ve got this. And if all else fails, make a quiche. Quiche covers a multitude of eggy sins. 🥚✨