Let’s be honest—we love talking about money because it’s dopamine. It’s a game of “what would I do with that?”
JJ’s earnings are a fun riddle. A fantasy of “what if I was that lucky?”
Plus, it’s hilarious to imagine him buying a diamond sword with real diamonds. I mean, could he? Probably.
The Punchline
We’ll never get an exact number. JJ keeps his tax forms more secret than a creeper’s hiss.
But the guesswork is the fun part. It’s a treasure hunt without a map.
So how much does JJ Gabriel earn? Enough to never worry about a server crash. And that’s the best kind of rich.
