Can you fake the Third Space experience for less? Kind of. Get a regular gym membership for $30 a month. Then buy a nice houseplant. Place it next to your couch. Suddenly, you have that fern aesthetic. Almost the same, right?
Or, you could treat yourself to a monthly spa day. That’s about $100. Still cheaper than the Third Space fee. But you won’t get the clout. You won’t get the story. You won’t get that feeling of walking into a marble lobby and thinking, “I am a main character in a very expensive movie.”
But here’s the funny part: you could also just go for a walk in the park. It’s free. No steam room, but the squirrels provide endless entertainment. They’re the original high-intensity interval trainers—always running away from you.
The Verdict (Sort Of)
So, how much is a Third Space membership? Expensive. Very expensive. But also very specific. It’s not for everyone. It’s for people who want their workout to come with a side of luxury. If you have the cash and the curiosity, go for it.
Just know that you’ll be paying more for the vibe than the weights. And that’s okay. Life is short. You should be able to towel off in a steam room with perfect lighting. Embrace the absurdity.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to go water my fern. It’s the only expensive thing I can afford. And it doesn’t need a membership. Just a little sunlight. And maybe a dream. A dream of marble floors.
