Joining the Wow Forever Beta is part challenge, part hazing ritual, and part performance art. The real prize isn’t just the game—it’s the story you’ll tell afterward, of how you sent a chatroom full of strangers a 10-minute interpretive dance titled “Lag Spikes and Love.”
So go ahead, apply now. Then apply again. Then mail a pigeon a chartreuse hat. Forever is waiting—and it’s got surprisingly good WiFi.
