Clutter is a spider’s five-star hotel. Piles of newspapers, cardboard boxes, and that mysterious laundry chair? All prime real estate. Vacuum weekly, especially corners, under beds, and behind furniture.
Shake out your shoes before putting them on. I once found a wolf spider chilling inside my sneaker. It didn’t pay rent, so we had words. Spoiler: I screamed, it ran, I won.
Pro Tip: Attack the Webs Daily
If you see a web, kill it—with a broom, not your face. Spiders are lazy; they won’t rebuild if you bust their hammock every day. After a week, they’ll move to your neighbor’s house. Devious? Maybe. Effective? Absolutely.