I used to think putting oil on a dry scalp was like adding gasoline to a fire. Turns out, I was just using the wrong oil. Jojoba oil is a miracle worker because it mimics your scalp’s natural sebum—so it tricks your head into chilling out.
Warm a few drops between your palms (don’t microwave it, you heathen) and massage it into your scalp 15 minutes before you shower. Rinse it out with a gentle shampoo, and you’ll feel like you just had a hug from a very well-meaning avocado.
If you’re in a pinch, coconut oil works too—but it’s heavier, so wash it out twice unless you want to look like you escaped a grease trap. (I’ve made that mistake. A dry scalp, yes. But also: really shiny forehead. Not a good combo.)
