Once you taste the freedom, there’s no going back. You’ll start noticing how many people still have auto-capitalize on, and you’ll pity them. They’re living a lie. You, on the other hand, are living the lowercase dream—where every sentence is a quiet whisper, not a shout.
Enjoy your newfound tyranny. And remember: if anyone asks why your texts look so lazy, just tell them you’re “liberating the proletariat from linguistic oppression.” Then wink. They’ll be too confused to argue.