Right, let’s get the obvious out of the way. You won’t find Dancing With The Stars on BBC iPlayer or ITVX. It’s an American show, honey, and the UK broadcasters largely ignore it. The main home is Disney+, specifically the Starz add-on or the live-stream option. Yes, it’s a bit of a faff, but think of it as a tango—you have to learn the steps.
Pro tip: If you’re like me and already pay for Disney+ (for the Marvel films and the occasional cry over Up), you might already have access. Just search for “Dancing with the Stars” in the app, and if it says “Upgrade to Starz,” don’t panic. You can buy a monthly add-on for about a fiver. I know, I know—it’s another subscription. But is your dignity worth more than seeing a reality star trip over a rumba? (Don’t answer that.)
