So why are there Londons everywhere in America? Blame the early settlers. They were homesick. They missed the motherland but also wanted to feel superior about “new” land. Classic immigrant move.
It’s like naming your new puppy “Fluffy” but then realizing it’s a slobbery bulldog. The name sticks out weirdly, but you roll with it. Same energy.
There’s even a New London in Connecticut, Wisconsin, and Texas. Because apparently “New London” is the vanilla latte of town names—basic, reliable, and everyone orders it.
Population of London in comparison to US cities : r/MapPorn
What’s Missing?
None of these American Londons have a River Thames. Or a Parliament. Or that annoying fog that looks cool in movies but feels like breathing a wet towel. What they do have is Wi-Fi, parking lots, and very friendly people who will wave at you while you drive by.
So if you’re craving the real London—with the tube strikes, pigeons, and overpriced tea—you’re out of luck. But if you want a slice of small-town America with a confused name, pack your bags for Ohio or Kentucky.
