Because it’s ridiculous. We’re arguing about a day that half the country doesn’t care about. Meanwhile, the other half is desperate to mail a ham recipe. It’s comedy gold.
Think about it: Good Friday is about sacrifice. The postal service sacrificing your package delivery? That’s poetic. It’s a crucifixion of your shipping needs.
Plus, it creates a tiny, shared chaos. Suddenly, everyone is tweeting, “Is the post office open?” It’s a national conversation about a niche topic. We love that.
Quirky Alternatives for Your Good Friday
Can’t mail your letter? Use a carrier pigeon. Or, you know, email. But where’s the fun in that? Instead, embrace the postal void.
You could start a new tradition: Write a handwritten note on Good Friday, then burn it as a symbolic offering. The post office would approve. They don’t have to deliver ashes.
Are post offices open on Good Friday? | The US Sun
Or, visit the post office website. They offer “Holiday Hours” for every location. It’s a digital scavenger hunt. You’ll find your post office is closed. You’ll nod. You’ll feel smart.
