Now, let’s talk about the car park. Oh boy. Finding a space at King’s Mill is like trying to find a unicorn in a haystack. You’ll see people circling for twenty minutes, muttering about "just one more lap."
Pro tip: if you see a space near the entrance, take it immediately, even if you have to execute a three-point turn that would make a stunt driver proud. Your future self will thank you. And if all else fails? Park in the overflow. It’s a bit of a walk, but think of it as free cardio.
The Hospital Food: Not as Bad as You Think
Let’s bust a myth: hospital food in the UK isn’t all lumpy mash and mystery meat. King’s Mill actually has a pretty decent canteen. The toasties are solid, and the tea is almost always hot.
And if you’re stuck on a ward, the volunteers with the trolley are your new best friends. Build-Your-Own-Tea-Tray is a game changer. You get a biscuit. You get a little juice. It’s the small wins, right?
Kings Mill Hospital - aerialphoto