The longest sentence you’ve ever given wasn’t in a novel. It was that last voicemail you left your mom, rambling about work, traffic, and a sale at the grocery store. She listened to the whole thing, smiled, and saved it. Because sometimes, even a messy, unpunctuated, squirrel-filled sentence is exactly what someone needs to hear.
So go ahead. Write a long sentence today. Just warn the reader first. Maybe send an oxygen tank with it. You’ve got this. Sort of.
