The real action isn’t in the wards. It’s in the WRVS coffee shop. The scones are legendary. The tea is always scalding hot.
You’ll see nurses grabbing a lifeline latte. You’ll see visitors staring into space, clutching a biscuit. It’s a microcosm of life.
Pro tip: the flapjacks are surprisingly good. Surprisingly good.
Wayfinding is a Silly Adventure
Getting around this place is a puzzle. Corridors branch off in mysterious directions. You’ll see signs for “X-Ray” pointing next to “Orthopaedics” and “Lost Property.”
It’s a labyrinth with linoleum floors. You might swear you passed that same potted plant three times. You probably did.
Don’t stress. Everyone gets lost. It’s a shared experience, a rite of passage.