The shower block is a marvel of compact engineering. You step inside, and it’s like a phone booth that decided to get a spa upgrade. The water pressure is genuinely impressive—strong enough to wash away a week’s worth of existential dread. You will, however, have to master the art of dressing without touching a single damp surface. It’s a yoga pose they don’t teach in classes: the wet-floor Swivel.
Moorhampton Hereford Club Campsite | The Caravan Club
There’s a little shop on site, the kind that sells everything you forgot and nothing you actually want. A single can of baked beans, a novelty peeler, and a bag of charcoal that looks like it’s been there since 2003. But you will buy it all with a grateful grin, because you’re on holiday, and the rules of normal life don’t apply. You might even purchase a pack of those weirdly addictive ginger biscuits you’d never touch at home.
