Look, the worst that happens is you have to eat a cheese toastie instead of an elaborate Good Friday feast. Is that really so bad? No. It’s delicious.
Morrisons isn’t trying to ruin your long weekend. They’re just giving their staff a nice break to eat their own hot cross buns. That’s fair.
So, grab your reusable bags. Put on your “I’m just popping in” face. And go get those buns before they’re gone. You’ve got this. Go.
P.S. If you find yourself standing outside a locked door at 7:01 PM on Good Friday? Just shrug. There’s always a petrol station. And petrol stations sell chocolate eggs. Always.
