Here’s a shocking fact: Winter Wonderland actually has an entirely separate, official “Winter Wonderland” entrance that is closer to Marble Arch than to Hyde Park Corner. I know, I know—Hyde Park Corner sounds logical, but it’s actually a bit of a walk, past the hospital and through a car park. Avoid it unless you enjoy walking in circles while your children scream for a candy floss the size of their head.
So, which station wins? If you want pure efficiency (and a quick escape), go Bond Street. If you’re feeling rebellious and don’t mind a crowd, hit Marble Arch. And if you want to impress your friends with your inside knowledge? Whisper “I used Baker Street” and watch their jaws drop. Just don’t tell anyone about the canal route from Paddington—that’s our secret now. Now go, brave traveler, and conquer the wonderland. And for heaven’s sake, bring cash. Your card will make a sad, frozen noise at the mulled wine stand.