Reverse osmosis water is so pure, it’s almost thirsty. Seriously. It lacks minerals like magnesium and calcium.
Some people say it tastes "flat" or "sad." But don’t panic. You can add a remineralization stage. Boom! Happy water again.
Funny detail: Some fish hate RO water. It’s too sterile for them. You’re drinking water that a goldfish would turn its nose up at. Power move.
The "Taste Test" Challenge
You’ll become a water snob. I’m warning you. Tap water will taste like a swimming pool.
You’ll take a sip and say, "Ew, what is that? Pool cleaner?" Your friends will roll their eyes. You won’t care.
Pour a glass of plastic-free RO water. It’s like a cloud in liquid form. No smell. No aftertaste. Just crisp, quiet perfection.