Look, I’m not saying you need a $15 amiibo of a squid that sings. But I am saying that if you don’t buy one, your life will be 0.4% less magical, and that’s just a risk I can’t let you take. Head to the store, or hit the website, and snap up these deals before September 26th turns into a memory—like your childhood, but with better plastic.
And if anyone judges you? Just point at your new Luigi hat and whisper, “He’s the real hero.” Then walk away. You’re a gaming fashion icon now. You’ve earned this.
