First stop: any grocery store with a deli counter. Costco is basically the king of rotisserie chickens—huge, juicy, and only $4.99. You’ll have to fight through a maze of giant jars of pickles, but it’s worth it.
If you don’t have a membership, Walmart or Kroger are your trusty backups. They’re almost always available, sitting under those warm heat lamps like golden, fragrant angels. Pro tip: go later in the evening if you want a fresher batch—stores often pull a new round around 5 PM.
And hey, if you’re feeling fancy, Whole Foods has an organic, air-chilled version that costs about twice as much but tastes like it went to a spa. Your wallet will cry, but your taste buds will throw a party.
