If you live in South Liverpool, do yourself a favour. Stop squinting at the menu at the Dovedale Towers. Stop guessing if that’s your mate or a mannequin in a shop window.
Go to Specsavers in Allerton. Book an eye test. Let them sort you out. You’ll walk out feeling like a superhero who can actually see crime from across the park.
And if you hate your new frames? They have a 100% money-back guarantee. But trust me, with Heather’s help, you won’t need it. You’ll just need new sunglasses, because you’ll be feeling yourself so much.
Final Anecdote – The Tea Incident
I left their store last time so happy, I immediately walked into the Costa Coffee next door and ordered a tea. But because I was wearing my new specs, I noticed the teabag was a different brand.
I actually complained. In Costa. About the tea bag. That’s how much confidence new glasses give you. Thanks, Allerton Specsavers. You’ve turned me into a hero, and a very minor nuisance.