Every mum wants to see the Changing of the Guard. It’s loud, crowded, and you’ll see exactly ten seconds of a furry hat. But here’s the trick: don’t stand at the front. Find a side entrance to St. James’s Palace instead. You’ll get a front-row view without being elbowed by a German tourist.
Once she’s had her fill of military pomp, lure her away. I’m talking about a secret detour. Walk past the Ritz, and point out the little alley called Pickering Place. It’s the smallest square in London, where duels were once fought. She’ll love the drama.
And for the love of God, book afternoon tea in advance. Not at the Ritz (unless you hate money). Try Sketch for the egg-shaped toilets or Fortnum & Mason for the feeling of being a Victorian queen. She’ll Instagram the scones before she eats them.
