Before kickoff, you’ve got about an hour to prepare. I recommend putting on your lucky jersey—even if it smells like last week’s salsa. You don’t wash game-day gear. That’s the rule. The spirits live in the stain.
Also, check the weather. If the game is in Seattle today, you might be looking at Classic Pacific Northwest Drizzle. That means Wilson’s hands might be slippery, and your couch should be extra cozy. I’ll be hoarding a blanket and a hot coffee, pretending I’m at Lumen Field.
Oh, and one more thing: set two alarms. One for the game, one for “start walking to the living room.” You’d be surprised how important that transition is. Greg missed a kickoff once because he was “just finishing one more level” of Candy Crush. We don’t talk about that.
The Bottom Line
So here’s your cheat sheet: 1:25 PM PT on FOX. Stream it if you must, but don’t be a hero. If your internet acts up, just drive to Greg’s house. He’s now installed a second TV in his garage so he can “work on the car” during family visits. The man has evolved.
Now go grab your snacks. hydrate. Put your phone on Do Not Disturb. And for the love of everything holy, do not check the score before you hit play. That’s a rookie move. I believe in you. Go Hawks.
