As of now, CBS is staying suspiciously quiet. But insiders whisper that a pilot script is being written, and Sheen is “cautiously optimistic.” The biggest obstacle? Jon Cryer. He said in a 2026 interview that he’d “rather eat a bag of hammers” than revisit Alan Harper. That’s a pretty strong visual.
Still, never say never. The only thing Hollywood loves more than a reboot is a reboot with baggage. If they can get Cryer, Sheen, and even a hologram of Angus T. Jones to appear, it’ll be the most anticipated disaster since the Titanic sequel (which, by the way, doesn’t exist yet). Grab your popcorn and your therapy bills—this might get messy.
And if the reboot fails? Well, there’s always a spinoff. Two and a Half Cats? Alan and Charlie’s ghosts run a pet rescue. I’d watch that.
