Team Fizzy, rise up. This is water that decided to get a personality. It’s bubbly. It’s fun. It’s basically soda’s sober cousin.
But watch out for the “natural flavors” trap. That label is a lie. It’s usually just a chemical compound that tastes vaguely like a lemon farted in the same room. Real fruit slices are better.
LaCroix is the skinny jeans of water. You either love the extreme subtlety, or you wonder why you’re drinking angry TV static. No middle ground.
