You touched mold. Big deal. Wash your hands, don’t scratch, and maybe take a deep breath. You’re not turning into a mushroom. You’re not growing lichen on your elbow.
But next time? Use a paper towel. Or a glove. Or a hazmat suit if you’re feeling extra. Mold is nature’s way of saying “clean your house, you disaster.” Listen to it.
And if anyone asks, just say you did a very brave science experiment. Your body is the lab. The result? You’re still alive, still caffeinated, and probably fine. Cheers to that.
