A boil notice isn’t a sign that your water is always gross. It’s a sign that your utility is being careful. They’re saying, “We’d rather you be annoyed for two days than sick for two weeks.” It’s a responsible, boring, and slightly inconvenient act of love.
So next time you see that notice, don’t freak out. Crank up the kettle. Pretend you’re making fancy tea for everything. And remember: you are the master of the boil. You’ve got this. Now go boil some water, you magnificent, hydrated creature.
