Asking “What time does the Lions game start?” is a test. Your buddy will say “Check the app.” Then he’ll complain about the offensive line. It’s a ritual. We all do it.
The real answer? The game starts when fear and hope collide. But mostly at 1:00 PM. Unless it’s flexed. Flex scheduling. The NFL moves games to bigger windows. Suddenly, your 1:00 PM game becomes 4:25 PM. Chaos. Beware the flex.
