I know, I know. You’re reading this and already planning your Boxing Day leftovers run. Bad news: Almost all Tesco stores are closed on Christmas Day and Boxing Day. Yes, even the Express ones. The exception might be a few tiny Tesco shops inside petrol stations or airports, but honestly? If you’re at an airport on Boxing Day, you’ve got bigger problems than finding a bag of ice.
So the day after Christmas? You’ll be using that weird jar of pickled onions to fill the void in your Shepherd’s Pie. (Been there. It’s surprisingly okay.) Your only real hope is to stock up on the 24th like you’re preparing for a siege.
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No matter how many times Tesco updates its hours, one rule remains ironclad: do not show up at 6:55 PM thinking you’ll be quick. I watched a woman do this last year, only to be greeted by a manager at the door, smiling like a vampire. “Sorry, love, we’re closed,” he said, as she pointed desperately at the lights still on inside. It didn’t matter. 7:00 PM is the hard stop. The staff have families too, and they deserve to go home and wrap their own kids’ presents in peace.
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So here’s my holiday advice: Go early. Go ludicrously early. Like, 9:00 AM early. That way, you’ll avoid the crowds, the panic, and the existential dread of a bare fridge. Plus, you can enjoy the smug satisfaction of seeing other people sprint through the car park while you’re already home, sipping mulled wine, knowing you nailed it.
And if you don’t listen? Well, there’s always the corner shop. They’ll be open until 8:00 PM, and they’ll have exactly one bag of frozen peas and a dusty bottle of cheap fizz. Merry Christmas, you lovely disaster.
Now go. The clock is ticking. And seriously—don’t forget the cranberry sauce.
