So there you have it—your arsenal against the tiny bite-y fiends. From ice packs to baking soda, you’re now equipped to fight back without losing your cool (or your skin). Remember, midges are annoying, but they’re also temporary. That itching will fade, the red bumps will shrink, and soon you’ll be back to your normal, un-punctured self.
And hey, every midge bite is a badge of honor—proof that you got outside, you breathed fresh air, and you lived a little. So slap on some aloe, smile at the sky, and know that you’re tougher than any tiny flying jerk with a grudge. You’ve got this. And the itch? It’s already losing.