So, what do you do while you wait for Jeremy to get another letter from the council? You don’t have to just sit on your hands. There is a whole world of agricultural TV to enjoy.
You could try Farmer Wants a Wife if you want romance and hay bales. But honestly, nothing hits the same. You might just need to rewatch the old seasons. I’ve seen the episode where the lambs escape about six times, and it still makes me howl with laughter.
Another good trick is to start a tiny project of your own. Plant a single basil plant on your windowsill. When it inevitably dies from too much love, you’ll have a tiny, personal understanding of Jeremy’s pain. You’ll feel a kindred spirit with him.
The wait is the worst part, but the shared misery is part of the fun. We are all in this muddy, ridiculous boat together.
The Final Verdict: Patience, Cowboy
We don’t have an exact date yet, and that’s okay. For now, we cherish the reruns, we follow the Instagram clues, and we keep our wellies handy. The next chapter of Diddly Squat is being written right now.
Jeremy is probably out there right now, yelling at a lamb or trying to fix a drain with a sledgehammer. He is doing the hard work so we can laugh later. That is a true service to the nation.
So, keep the kettle warm and the remote charged. The next season of Clarkson’s Farm will arrive when it’s ready, just like a good crop. And when it does, you can bet it will be the highlight of the entire year.
