Because it makes you feel connected. When you watch them on I’m a Celebrity, you’re not just watching celebrities—you’re watching two mates who probably had a row about who ate the last Hobnob on the drive home. Their homes are just extensions of their personalities: Ant’s calm, rooted nest; Dec’s sleek, family-friendly sky pad.
Next time you see them on telly, smile and think: “Ant’s probably putting the bins out today, and Dec’s trying to fold a fitted sheet.” They’re just like us, but with slightly better lighting.
And if you ever bump into Ant at a garden centre, just nod and say hello. He’ll appreciate it. Dec might ignore you if he’s rushing to get milk, but that’s okay—he’ll feel guilty about it later. That’s the beauty of a genuine Geordie.