Okay, deep breath. You are the heart of the party, even if you sometimes make things awkward. You say the wrong thing at the wrong time, but your intentions are always pure. You just want to be loved.
You love a good catchphrase and probably quote movies more than actual conversations. You also have a tendency to over-explain a joke until it’s dead. But people forgive you because you genuinely care.
Let’s be real: you are chaotic, but you are the soul of your friend group. Without you, it would be boring. And you’d probably say “That’s what she said” right now. I forgive you.