Oh, you thought we were done? There’s a third, neglected cousin: the caiman. They’re small but feisty, like a Chihuahua with scales. Caimans are mostly found in South America, and while they’re not as dangerous to humans, they are more aggressive than alligators. They’ll hiss at you from a drainage ditch just to ruin your day.
So, if you ask me, caimans are the most annoying, but not the most dangerous. That title remains with the croc.
