Look, chapped lips aren’t a sign you’re cursed or bad at adulting. They’re just a biological glitch. Your lips are exposed to more abuse than any other skin—food, drinks, wind, your weird nervous habit of biting them during Zoom calls.
So next time you feel that dry, stingy warning, remember: it’s your body’s way of saying, "Hey, stop licking yourself and drink some water, you magnificent idiot." And then put on some lanolin-sheep-sweat and go eat a pizza. Just don’t use your lips as a napkin. You’re better than that.
